Love, Lucy: How to gossip

There’s a difference between gossiping and being “a gossip.” Illustration by Max Choi-Henslee

With the season of love upon us, NSFP’s advice column Love, Lucy has gathered the sagest wisdom on how to share all the hottest Valentine’s gossip without actually being a gossip — because everyone talks, so we should know how to do it with a bit of class (or at least without being straight-up messy).

Rory Gilmore is no role model in matters of the heart

Photo illustration by Leo Preston. Source: January Media

With Valentine’s Day on the horizon and Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction of better weather coming soon, it’s time for us “Gilmore Girls” fans to turn off our yearly rewatch. It’s tempting, I know, to binge and live in the stunning warmth of Lorelai Gilmore’s charm and wit, but at this time of year, being exposed to her daughter’s tumultuous relationships can only hurt your state of mind. Rory Gilmore is no role model in matters of the heart. In fact, she may be the only heroine I’ve ever known to make every wrong decision put in front of her.

A Valentine’s Day voucher

Kate Zibluk made valentines for other students, as advertised on their “Sad on Valentine's Day?” posters that could be found in the Welcome Center and Eugene Lang College of Liberal Arts buildings on Feb. 14. Zibluk did this in hopes her homemade crafts would lighten up somebody’s day on this holiday. Visual by Kate Zibluk

Blue flyers featuring sad bunny faces could be found around The New School campus this Valentine’s Day. “Sad on Valentine’s Day?” the bunny doodle said, with a tear…